Product Description
Pattern
Solid
Character
Owl
Occasion
Casual
Size
One Size
Signed
No
Color
Multicolor
Material
Polyester, Wool
Fabric Type
Canvas
Vintage
No
Brand
Goorin Bros
Personalize
No
Department
Men
Unit Type
Unit
Model
Report Card / Cum Laude Capsule “Wise Ass”
Style
Trucker Hat
Theme
The Farm
Features
Adjustable, Lightweight, Lined, Mesh Back, Packable, UV Protection, Cruved Brim
Season
Summer, Spring, Fall, Winter
Handmade
No
RARE Limited Edition NWT Goorin Bros "Wise Ass" Owl Trucker Hat – Report Card / Cum Laude Ass Play Collection, Mixed Wool/Felt
The Details
• Brand: Goorin Bros.
• Collection: The Farm – "Report Card" Capsule
• Style: Trucker Hat / Snapback
• Theme: "Wise Ass" (Owl)
• Size: One Size Fits Most (Adjustable Snapback)
• Condition: Brand New with Tags (NWT)
Why You Need This Hat
Look, we all know that one person. Maybe it’s you. Embrace your inner smart aleck with this highly collectible, utterly sold-out Goorin Bros "Wise Ass" trucker hat.
This isn't your standard canvas Goorin Bros Farm cap. This bird is dressed up like a tenured professor who grades on a curve and won't round up your 89.9%. It’s a rare mixed-media piece that is no longer sold in stores, making it a serious find for collectors or anyone who wants to flex a little intellectual superiority at their local brewery.
The Anatomy of a Wise Ass:
• Professor-Grade Materials: Features a premium heather-grey wool/felt front panel paired with thick, textured dark brown tweed side panels.
• The Judging Eyes: A leather-bound, beautifully embroidered patch featuring an owl that is absolutely judging your life choices, crowned with the title "WISE ASS."
• Extra Credit Details: The olive-green brim is decked out with heavy brown zig-zag stitching and a sleek faux leather strip at the base.
• The Report Card: Features the original "Report Card" tag tucked into the tweed wool side pocket. Did it get an A+ in swagger? Yes. Does it play well with others? Highly debatable.
Condition:
Brand spankin' new with tags (NWT). It's never been on a head, which means it hasn't absorbed anyone else's bad ideas yet. Stored safely in a smoke-free home.
Shipping:
This hat will be carefully packaged to ensure it maintains its shape during transit. Nobody likes a smashed crown—especially not a Wise Ass.
