This awesome waist-hugger is made from 100% polyester that laughs in the face of water and refuses to fall apart. With three zippered pockets that keep your secrets safer than your dignity at a karaoke night, and an adjustable strap that accommodates both pre and post-taco Tuesday waistlines. The eye-popping colors might make strangers stare, but hey, that's the point! Featherlight and proudly assembled in the USA, because even fanny packs deserve patriotism.
